"The ABC's of a Happy GardenerAdd
a new flower.
Blossom as you grow.
Cultivate and care
.Dig deep into your work.
Enjoy the beauty around you.
Fertilize and feed.Get dirty.Hard soil... time to hoe.Ignore no weed.Just remember... they go to seed!Keep your knees bent (your back will be happy).Love what you plant.Mulch, mulch, mulch.No two flowers are alike!Odors of sweet perfume...(Nature's designer fragrances).Plant your feet firmly, and play in the dirt.Quality results require your time.Rainy day... get your housework done!Stop and smell the roses.The garden is where I marvel at Nature's handiwork.Under this gardener's hat, you will find a smile.Varmints beware... for my garden I care!Water the thirsty. Xpect great harvests for your toil.You can bury a lot of problems digging in the dirt.Zinnia to Azalea... it's all in a day's work in my glorious garden."
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Negative People
This is something to think about when negative people are doing their
best to rain on your parade. Remember this story the next time someone
who knows nothing, and cares less, tries to make your life miserable.
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to
Rome with her husband She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who
responded:
' Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and
dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting
there?'
'We're taking Continental,' was the reply. 'We got a great rate!'
'Continental?' exclaimed the hairdresser. 'That's a terrible airline.
Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're
always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?'
'We'll be at this exclusive little place on Rome 's Tiber River called
Teste.'
'Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be
something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel
in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly, and
they're overpriced.. So, whatcha' doing when you get there?'
'We're going to go to the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope.'
'Oh, that's rich,' laughed the hairdresser. 'You and a million other
people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.
Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it.'
A month later, the woman came in for a hair appointment. The
hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .
'It was wonderful,' she exclaimed. 'Not only were we on time in one of
Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped
us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a
handsome 28-yr-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.
The hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job,
and it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city They were overbooked,
too, so they apologized and gave us the owner's suite at no extra
charge!'
'Well,' muttered the hairdresser, 'that's all well and good, but I bet
you didn't get to see the Pope.'
'Actually, we were quite lucky. As we toured the Vatican, a Swiss
Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to
meet some of the visitors, and if we'd be so kind as to step into his
private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet us.
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and
shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.'
'Oh, really! What'd he say ?'
He said: 'Where did you get that horrendous hairdo?'
best to rain on your parade. Remember this story the next time someone
who knows nothing, and cares less, tries to make your life miserable.
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to
Rome with her husband She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who
responded:
' Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and
dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting
there?'
'We're taking Continental,' was the reply. 'We got a great rate!'
'Continental?' exclaimed the hairdresser. 'That's a terrible airline.
Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're
always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?'
'We'll be at this exclusive little place on Rome 's Tiber River called
Teste.'
'Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be
something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel
in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly, and
they're overpriced.. So, whatcha' doing when you get there?'
'We're going to go to the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope.'
'Oh, that's rich,' laughed the hairdresser. 'You and a million other
people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.
Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it.'
A month later, the woman came in for a hair appointment. The
hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .
'It was wonderful,' she exclaimed. 'Not only were we on time in one of
Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped
us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a
handsome 28-yr-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.
The hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job,
and it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city They were overbooked,
too, so they apologized and gave us the owner's suite at no extra
charge!'
'Well,' muttered the hairdresser, 'that's all well and good, but I bet
you didn't get to see the Pope.'
'Actually, we were quite lucky. As we toured the Vatican, a Swiss
Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to
meet some of the visitors, and if we'd be so kind as to step into his
private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet us.
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and
shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.'
'Oh, really! What'd he say ?'
He said: 'Where did you get that horrendous hairdo?'
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
how we see others
A young couple moves into a new neighborhood.
The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young
woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside.
"That laundry is not very clean", she said.
"She doesn't know how to wash correctly.
Perhaps she needs better laundry soap"
Her husband looked on, but remained silent.
Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry, the
young woman would make the same comments.
About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a
nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband:
"Look, she has learned how to wash correctly.
I wonder who taught her this?"
The husband said, "I got up early this morning and
cleaned our windows."
And so it is with life. What we see when watching others
depends on the purity of the window through which we look.
The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young
woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside.
"That laundry is not very clean", she said.
"She doesn't know how to wash correctly.
Perhaps she needs better laundry soap"
Her husband looked on, but remained silent.
Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry, the
young woman would make the same comments.
About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a
nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband:
"Look, she has learned how to wash correctly.
I wonder who taught her this?"
The husband said, "I got up early this morning and
cleaned our windows."
And so it is with life. What we see when watching others
depends on the purity of the window through which we look.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
health advice for women joke
Important Health Advice For Women...
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered YES to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about White Wine.
White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions.
White Wine can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately and with
a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine.
White Wine may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine, however women who
wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night
rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!!!
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered YES to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about White Wine.
White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions.
White Wine can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately and with
a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine.
White Wine may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine, however women who
wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night
rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!!!
Monday, October 20, 2008
positive thinking
“The pessimist sees difficulties in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunities in every difficulty.” Winston Churchill
“You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing which you think you cannot do.” Eleanor Roosevelt
“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.” Mark Twain
“You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing which you think you cannot do.” Eleanor Roosevelt
“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.” Mark Twain
Friday, October 10, 2008
police rescue dolls-
my O my how things have changed in this world- now baby dolls are in their own car seats and look so real.
By Lynda Johnson
Jul 16, 2008
For many people, Reborn baby dolls are just plain creepy. Others believe they are incredible and love to collect the lifelike dolls. They look so much like a real little baby that they have even fooled the police. That was the case in Australia where police smashed though a window in a locked automobile to rescue a seemingly unconscious baby. The baby wasn't real; it was a reborn baby doll.
Reborn Baby Dolls Bring Rescue Effort, Fool Police
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Quick healthy breakfast
Now that the raspberries are in season why not making this very good and healthy breakfast: Natural thick yoghurt (all natural) with acacia honey and fresh raspberries, all sprinkled with pumpkin seeds to give it the crunchiness.
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